Ridiculous : Isnt it?

I used to think that there used to be lots of people like me.

Who are people like me?
Such a handsome hunk, that any girl will drool over!

But, now I understand that I'm no guy like that. But I do want a girlfriend.
What? I changed the topic suddently. Oh, Its not that. I really wanted to write on that.
Okay, now that the topic is decided, what do I write about it?

What would you guys be thinking about me now?
A fanatic who desperately needs a girlfriend, to get physical with. Hm............
Thats a good possibility. But, NO, you've thought wrong! Premarital sex is one of the other institution that I dont beleive it. But, like every human being, I like the idea of having sex. Now, has the topic changed again to "My likes and dislikes on the matter of having Sex". No, it has not changed. I just simple drifed away from the main topic.

So back to the topic of "How to get a girlfriend?"
Or was that the topic of was it "I want a girlfriend!"

Okay, I'll pick the second one, "I want a girlfriend!"
So this topic would make is obvious that I do not have girlfriend as and when I'm writing this article.